We all get the Springtime jitters, here are 4 ways you know it's almost Spring.
1. Spring is in the air! So is pollen... and you left all your windows open.
The days start getting warmer, and you start getting quite pleased with yourself planning on how much your going to save on heating costs now. Every morning the windows can be opened and a fresh breeze blows right through your home. Ahhhh sunshine. How I've missed thee!
But then the sneezing starts. The dry eyes. The dry mouth. Suddenly that warm park bench looks like it an entire bee colony exploded over it leaving only pollen it's wake.
Yellow hands and yellow butts are nothing compared to the pollen you now have in your house from your windows being open.
2. You Suddenly Want to Dust & Reorganize Everything.
Having all this great weather means you feel ALIVE again albeit even with a sinus infection. You suddenly start noticing how unorganized your house is.
Wait a minute... that lamp was never beige! Those fan blades are disgusting and it's high time we rearrange the living room... look at this place!
You find yourself starting new projects and cleaning like you were possessed by Mary Poppins.
3. You Realize You Have No Clothes
"What's the weather gonna be today?"...... "Should be about 70 today!"
Women everywhere know the sad sorry frustration of digging through their closets to only find 57 shirts and 23 pants, how are we to live like this?!
â"I have NO clothes!"
Every day you don't go shopping is another morning you berate your poor fashion decisions last year.
...And the Clothes You DO Have, No Longer Fit
Okay, so maybe you had a too much of Uncle Bernard's secret deep fried turkey but WTH? Why does nothing fit? Not only are we punished with lacking clothing options, but then what we have, clearly shrunk over the past 6 months.
There needs to be scientific studies done on shrinking wardrobes in the winter time.
Your angry, sneezing, half naked in clothes that don't fit you and you still need to dust the fans.
4. You start creating Fitness Plans in your head...
Warm weather equals shorts and dresses, t-shirts and tank tops.
âAnd in the many dressing rooms you've changed in, you've decided that THIS year will be the year. You are doing it! Just as soon as this week is over I'm going to start running 3x a week. Maybe 5! I've always wanted to try that new gym down the road. My God! If I don't get these arms and stomach together soon....
No matter your age, it's tough. Getting it all together is tough. And that's okay. Because you are tougher. Take THAT stupid happy sunshine time!
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